Andrews House Plays 2018 - Smells Like Impulse (1)

PROVO

So I’m gonna spike the punch with a truth serum. You’re what!!?? You’re gonna drug a bunch of unsupervised teenagers?? Are you nuts? It’s a perfectly harmless draught that will allow us to talk to them and get some straight answers. There are no dangerous side-effects, and the hallucinations only last half an hour. Hallucinations??!! This is insane. You can’t do it!

ORANGE

PROVO

ORANGE

PROVO

Or maybe I could screen those videos.

ORANGE

Oh. Well. What’s a little ... social lubrication ... between friends?

PROVO

Precisely. Come on. Let’s go.

They start exiting.

ORANGE

Sometimes I could throttle you, Provocateur.

PROVO

Only as a prelude to greater things, Orange.

SCENE TEN

The dance. Everyone except the HOMIES and DWEEZIL enter in stylised formation to live music. BUFFY, SYDNEY and HEATHER make their way to the front in matching original gowns.

BUFFY

Well, it has to be said, ladies. We look gorgeous!!

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