Andrews House Plays 2018 - Smells Like Impulse (1)

SYDNEY

Yah. You’re right, Buffy. Everyone’s looking at us. They look around. No one, of course, is looking at them.

HEATHER

They must be so jealous.

BUFFY

And just wait until they see who our dates are! I can’t wait!

They march off in formation. FLEUR, ANNALISE, LILY and the rest of the SQUARES move to the front.

SQUARE #4

I’m so nervous.

SQUARE #5

Have another drink.

SQUARE #4

Don’t worry. It’s non-alcoholic.

LILY

I hope they like our song. ‘Deo Confidimus’ with gamelan accompaniment!

FLEUR

Has anyone seen Dweezil?

SQUARE #5

No.

The HOMIES enter dancing.

ANNALISE

Here’s trouble.

HOMIE #1

Where’s Clark?

FLEUR

None of your business.

HOMIE #2

You’re not hiding him from us, are you, Square girl?

FLEUR

No, I’m not.

They move away. AGENT ORANGE and AGENT PROVOCATEUR enter indiscreetly, shielding themselves

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