Andrews House Plays 2018 - Smells Like Impulse (1)

GRUNGE #4 Me too. I hardly recognise myself. It’s as if my greasy hair and extensive body piercings have all become irrelevant to me. GRUNGE #3 Yeah. It’s as though I’ve suddenly discovered that ...

GRUNGE #4 I’m not the first person in the world to experience teenage angst.

GRUNGE #3 Yeah.

GRUNGE #4 Woah.

GRUNGE #3 Heavy.

BIG DANCE NUMBER. When it stops, everyone except ORANGE and PROVOCATEUR exits.

ORANGE

Well, so much for your mystery disappearance, Agent Provocateur. The guy with the glasses turned up after all.

PROVO

I guess so.

ORANGE

You guess so? I saw him with my own eyes! That’s it. Episode over. I’m off to Vancouver. But you know the really weird thing, Agent Orange?

PROVO

ORANGE

What?

PROVO

Simon Fairfax is still missing.

ORANGE

I guess so.

PROVO

And we may never know what happened to

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