Andrews House Plays 2018 - Smells Like Impulse (1)

and RHYS.

HOMIE#1

Hey, man!

LONI

Here we go again.

HOMIE #1

Saturday night. At the social.

LONI

Oh — thanks, but no thanks. I’ll be dancing by myself.

HOMIE #2

Don’t get smart, man.

LONI

Some of us don’t have to get smart. Some of us already are smart.

HOMIE #1

(to LONI) Saturday night, man.

LONI

I’ll wear my best dress.

HOMIE #2

(to RHYS) Saturday night, man.

RHYS

Only if they play our song.

HOMIE #3

(to DWEEZIL) Saturday night, man.

DWEEZIL

You don’t scare us.

HOMIE #4

(to nobody in particular) Saturday night, man.

The HOMIES exit in dance formation. FLEUR, ANNALISE and LILY come over to join the others.

FLEUR

Dweezil. Are you all right?

RHYS

Maybe it’d be better if you stayed at home on Saturday night. We don’t want you getting hurt.

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