Andrews House Plays 2018 - Smells Like Impulse (1)

DWEEZIL

It’s ‘Dweezil’. Rhymes with ‘Cheesel’.

LONI

Whatever.

She exits.

DWEEZIL

Damn.

PROVO

Mind if I ask you a couple of questions, Denzil?

DWEEZIL

Dweezil!

PROVO

Whatever.

DWEEZIL

Sure. Go ahead.

PROVO

Do you know anything about a school dance at East Point?

DWEEZIL

Yeah. That’s our class’s end-of-year dance.

PROVO

Great! Are you aware of anything unusual that might be happening there? Well, I know that people are angry about the cost.

DWEEZIL

PROVO

(not interested) I see. So, no freak disappearances?

DWEEZIL

No. Well — there won’t be any food.

PROVO

Hmm. Well, thanks, kid.

DWEEZIL

No worries.

Music. Lights out.

SCENE SIX

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